This is not a drill, people. It's happening. Prepare to lose your goddamn minds:

Oprah's Favorite Things 2014

Not sure how to blow $120 on four ugly green mugs?

Do you really love ginger? Like, do you want to marry it? Do you have $245 laying around?

Do your dry heels require a $144 socks and lotion set?

Do you need more candles? Four, to be exact? But you're only willing spend $192 (after 20% discount)?

Well, gurrrrrrrllllll, O's got you covered.