This popped up on one of the web sites I frequent and is too weird not to share.

Bill Hicks didn't die; he was recruited by the CIA and became... (da da da) Alex Jones.

I hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving (for those of you in the U.S.). My parents called me before 8am this morning to tell me they were sick and to only come by to pick up food (and drop off pie. I was in charge of pie.) I guess I should get out there and plan to make our own food. I'm considering turning the roasted chicken into enchiladas. Tex Mex Thanksgiving FTW!