While I have your attention...I read about this in Nat Geo probably back in the late ‘80s, but I didn’t save the issue and nobody would believe me when I told them about it. I present to you - the Smoking Hills!
This John clown got his ass handed to him in the most hilarious ways imaginable, but that’s not really the point. Were your dads affectionate to you? As a parent, how affectionate are you with your kids?