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Beaver Whisperer - 35

"The Beaver Whisperer is now making free housecalls

WM uses behavior modification techniques and the philosophy that exercise, discipline, and affection are required "in that order" for beaver to be healthy and balanced. If having a healthy beaver is important to you, please contact me for a free discreet assessment at your place during weekday business hours. Open to all fit nonsmoking applicants desiring a healthy and well exercised beaver. In your reply include a picture and your "age and zip code" in the subject line. Also tell me a bit about yourself.

The Beaver Whisperer

A beaver is a terrible thing to waste."