So you know the 10 year challenge thing that’s going around where people are posting pictures of themselves a decade ago and now? I can’t seem to do it because none of my pictures before 2016 are time stamped and (humble brag?) I honestly couldn’t tell the difference between a picture of me at 23 or at 33. Context clues are shit because I have terrible timeline memory, so all of it blurs together.

So instead, I searched through my emails for things time stamped 2009 and I found out two things: 10 years ago I was invited to a party thrown by a guy I 100% would not recognize on the street now, and he needed a headcount for booze. And at the same time, I was event coordinating for a high profile non-profit event. I think it may have been the one where the “talent” got my friend drunk afterwards and tried to get us to go up to his hotel room.

What were you up to 10 years ago?