We get some pretty strange people from all walks of life where I work (used book/media/whatever store). Today I had probably the funniest encounter with a customer I have ever had. I was up on a ladder in Christian fiction replacing some signage, and I notice a little old lady walks up and I tell her to let me know if I'm in her way or if I can help her find anything and she says:

"No. You know, I just love Christian fiction. I don't have to worry about sex. I haven't got time for sex!"

It took everything I had not to laugh and not to fall off my ladder.

Have you guys ever had any particulary funny customers