Today I put in the effort to do cute cat-eye makeup. Then I brushed my hair. Contrary to my original belief, my hair is not actually clean enough to go another day before washing. Dammit.

Anyone have some swim goggles I can borrow?

ETA: I took the advice of lirael and rdcedar and washed them in the sink. I even made a little saran-wrap mask for my eyes and pinned it to my hair that wasn't being washed to protect from backsplash. In other news, my sink smells like old broccoli.