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In the mornings I sometimes remember to brush my teeth. I think I have Arm & Hammer toothpaste right now. I take a Zyrtec.

Then I put on some Mitchum for Women gel deodorant in the “shower fresh” fragrance because my armpits sweat.


I brush my hair and put it in a ponytail.

I go to work, where I wash my hands a lot with pink sparkly soap the janitorial company puts in the dispenser. Or dish soap, either original formula blue Dawn, or yellow Joy. I dry my hands on my pants or paper towels. If I’m on my break, I will slather my hands with Aveeno lotion with dimethicone in it.

I apply chapstick several times per day.

If I didn’t brush my teeth at home, I brush them at work. I’m a work-tooth-brusher.


When I get home from work I shower. I use Mane N Tail shampoo as both a shampoo and a body wash. I use Tresemme conditioner from the big-ass pump bottle. I scrub my face with Aveeno scrub.

When I get out, I use Neutrogena Healthy Skin Face Lotion SPF 15. I down a melatonin and go to sleep. I will not be posting a selfie.


24 hour product diaries are INANE.

EDIT: This is not a personal attack on you, GTer who uses lots of different products or enjoys putting on makeup or likes to splurge on stuff. I just find the Millihelen 24 Hour Product Diaries slightly obnoxious in their execution. As I stated in a comment, they would NEVER post a product diary that consisted entirely (or even mostly) of drugstore brands.

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