Me: sitting on the couch writing
Greg: Hey.
Me: *Silence*
Greg: So what’s new with you?
Me: Silence
Greg: Well I’m broke that’s what’s up with me.
Me: (in my head: the why the fuck are you here?)
Greg: I really want to hear you sing. Your next show is on tuesday right?
Me: Oh actually it’s on Thursday (It is on tuesday but he doesn’t need to know that)
Greg: Oh ok. Well I’ll be there. Although I have to put gas in my car and get an oil change so maybe I won’t be able to come
Me: I don’t care.
Greg: So have you like gone anywhere this summer?
Me: No.
Greg: We should go somewhere, before the summer is out
Me: *death stare*
Me: No.
Greg: Well. Think about it.