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I definitely do not have the skill-set to fulfill all of these desired characteristics. And if I did, I think I’d be applying those skills to managing the fancy international resort that plans all sorts of exciting outdoor adventure trips that incorporate skiing, driving in mountainous terrain, kayaking, and swimming. And of course, healthy fish-based meals would be offered as part of the tour package, thanks to my phenomenal fish math.