My husband and I were going for a walk.
The guy in front of us sucked at walking down the sidewalk while talking on the phone. He was slowing down randomly (as we tried to give 6 ft in distance), swerving, stopping suddenly.
What’s worse is that he was speaking in a really condescending way. Like he thought the person on the phone was the biggest moron on earth.
My husband and I made our customary “check out this asshole” eyes at each other.
Then he walked into a tree branch.
If you laugh quietly, people can’t tell you’re laughing at them when you’re wearing a mask!