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Added mask benefit

My husband and I were going for a walk.

The guy in front of us sucked at walking down the sidewalk while talking on the phone. He was slowing down randomly (as we tried to give 6 ft in distance), swerving, stopping suddenly.

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What’s worse is that he was speaking in a really condescending way. Like he thought the person on the phone was the biggest moron on earth.

My husband and I made our customary “check out this asshole” eyes at each other.

Then he walked into a tree branch.

If you laugh quietly, people can’t tell you’re laughing at them when you’re wearing a mask!

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