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3 THINGS

1) How does a kitty duck??? I have scored and scalded mine, and then remembered some sort of sugary glaze should be going on top and so have been painting my duck with spicy mango sauce. This better fucking work, I want to eat duck, dammit.

2) I make shit wages and yet make too much money for my human to claim me as dependent. Seriously, government humans? I barely make enough money to feed myself, but cannot afford a roof over my head, or new clothings, much less a fellytone or teevee or internets. Thank goodness for my human.

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3) I was promised snow and the sky gods didn't deliver. Rrr. I MIFFED.

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