I was asleep at the time but I guess somebody tried to kick the door in.
It's suspected that it's the same squatters who were booted out of the foreclosed house next door after getting caught running a House of Ill Repute and they thought this house was similarly abandoned. Which it isn't. Because two separate groups of people live here. (Source: I live here.) The door is getting replaced (again, this isn't actually the first time it's happened) but for now it's boarded up.
In other news that involves things I don't want in my house, turkey bacon. GTFO turkey bacon, how do you even cook? You just sit on the pan burning and taking forever and you don't even really taste like real bacon. Go home turkey bacon, you are not wanted here.