1. Bacon does not improve cheeseburgers. Or shrimp.
  2. Ginger is, by far, the superior spice.
  3. Beer is not refreshing. It’s like drinking a glass of bread.
  4. FUCK YOU ALL I like pineapple on pizza.
  5. Ketchup on hot dogs, too, and scrambled eggs. And ranch dressing on onion rings. And French fries dipped in chocolate shakes! I claim them all!
  6. Savory waffles are WRONG. Leslie Knope would totally back me on this!
  7. I like Outback Steakhouse. And I don’t particularly like Subway, but I think the criticism of the food is ridiculously overstated. It’s fine. I’ll take it over McDonalds every time.
  8. PICKLES ARE DISGUSTING AND THEY RUIN EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH.