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A 3 Day Weekend is Endless!

Good news, GT. A lot of us have a 3 day weekend (sorry if you don’t, my sympathies as I have been there). That means I have infinity time, right?

This is how I make plans for a regular weekend:

  • Choose one chore.
  • Choose one fun thing.
  • Get worried I don’t have time for those things, lay around a lot.

This is how I make plans for a 3-day weekend.

  • Clean everything I own.
  • Schedule a social event all hours of each day.
  • Come up with some me-time plans - this weekend, I plan on working on a painting I’ve been trying to finish. When? Probably right now.
  • Spend an entire morning playing on the internet because time is infinite.
  • Go from completely not in shape to completely in shape. Do a bunch of exercising. Like a dickload of exercise. I’ll be in shape come Tuesday.
  • Call every relative and friend I haven’t talked to in a while.
  • Have a dinner party.
  • Cook food for the entire month.

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