(People were given pseudonyms for this)
*Having Lunch Together*
Gaysian: Y’all, this article...
Syed: What is it?
Gaysian: Apparently Lesbians are 4 times more likely to own a Subaru than their straight counterparts.
Syed: But I own a Subaru.... Does this mean I’m a Lesbian?
Gaysian: No... But doesn’t Hannah own one?
Hannah: If you rent one, what does that mean?
Gaysian: I guess it means I dabble in Lesbianism occasionally?
Sara: You don’t dabble in Lesbianism, you dive into it.
Syed: But you’re both Lesbians, and you use a Subaru?
Sara: Name 3 other Lesbians we know that own a Subaru. I dare you.
Syed: Alice, Jay, Rachel.
Hannah: Name me 3 more.
Syed: Paige, Keira, and Naomi.
Sara: Maybe this is the Gay agenda, as soon as one buys a Subaru, or whatever the Gay, Bisexual, Transgender equivalent is, they turn to the dark side?
Hannah: That’s capitalism for you.
Gaysian: Lay off the green stuff.
Syed: But aren’t there a lot of Subarus in Seattle?
Sara: Correlation doesn’t equal causation.
Hannah: There can’t be that many Lesbians in Seattle.
Syed: The Gay Agenda is taking over, I kid, I kid.
Gaysian: Please shut up, everyone’s looking. They’ll think we’re crazy, if they haven’t called the Police already.