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A day in pictures.

Dude, today was crazy. THANK GOD WE WEEKLY 9-5ERS (OR 7-7ERS) ARE OVER THE HUMP.

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Started with a 4am wake-up. Big meeting, so I need fancy heels. I also have to lug a 40 pound toddler around because I am forced to drag him out of bed at a god-awful hour, so fuck it if you can't handle a woman in Uggs. Swap to the heels after dropping him at preschool.

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Remember when you were in college and you had to take lots of caffeine pills to pull all nighters and finish a paper? This is what I do before creatives. Except I opted out of the late night, because I needed Halfpence cuddles, which resulted in the 4am wake up and early morning prep.

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Email from therethere this morning. They finally launched Sacramento, including my design. Don't like how it turned out, but whatever, still exciting.

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Flounced out of work at 4:15, picked up the HP early (he bounded off his little bike contraption thingy in excitement, WHICH IS THE BEST), and we hit up the "hay bale store," which is a store by our house which, in the fall, had a bunch of hay bales, resulting in its forever name. Got some wine, some "colored Goldfish" and broccoli. Then, we took a bubble bath together! Which we never do, because I am always rushed.

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Watch a bit of the Giants game, HP inquires about the fifth base, resulting in a long conversations about squares, diamonds, and how many corners they have. Then it's story time. I like to read him Olivia books because I get to use my best nasally monotone Gwyneth Paltrow voice.

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AND, he zonked right out, so now I can drink wine and totally zone out/fuck around!!

This was a most excellent hump day, although tough to get through. SHOW ME YOUR DAY.

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