This morning I was babysitting twin 3-year-olds and their 4 month old baby brother. We were making an cake for Easter.
Me: And the next ingredient is.....the baby!
Them: *giggles* No!
Boy: Don't put the baby in the cake! Then there will be bones in it!
Me: I'm just being silly!
Boy: And hair tastes funny!
Solid reasoning, I suppose.