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* Everytime I eat a yogurt-covered pretzel I hate how cloyingly sweet the yogurt covering is and promise I won’t eat them ever again. But then I finish the bag.

* My stomach hurts and yet I keep eating these sour gummy worms.

* I heard bagpipes today. But not on purpose.


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