World's greatest boyfriend (trophy pending) Fellowology was asked today to answer a serious sociological question: why the shit do men sit the way they do on trains, planes, and automobiles?

"omg. these guys are doing it bc their stupid fucking shorts are so tight. this website is mostly balls tightly covered in canvas."

"but draw the connection for me. so if you wear tight shorts, you have to sit weird?"

"they just look super uncomfortable to me. if I wore those I'd probably splay my legs out so as to not have the pants themselves crush me"

Mystery solved, ladies. Punctuation added, because these were imessages.