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Maybe its true we live miles apart but when I look to the stars they seem to be co close. I wonder if your heart tastes good on toast? I hope that we can meet and get to know eachother just dont make me feel like im your only big brother. I hope to find a soul mate not just a part time lover!

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Bro, on top of all of that, you live like four or five hours away. No. Just gonna nopetopus out of here.


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