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To the love of my life:

Dearest Darling Mine,

When I say, “Bring home chocolate, please,” it doesn’t mean “please come get me and make me go out to a store and buy my own chocolate.”

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It means, YOU bring home the chocolate for ME, PLEASE, GODDAMMIT.

With regards,

Honey Q. Heart, MD, Esq., OBGYN, Astronaut

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