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"A Pep Talk in Every Drop"

I am getting sick and I hate it. So, I took a lozenge and saw this:

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Is this what a pep talk is?

  • Get back in there champ!
  • You’ve survived tougher.
  • Don’t waste a precious minute.

I’m not malingering or at war; I just honestly feel like crap. I have been up since before 4am and I did my job and went shopping and cleaned. Jeepers. The lozenges are not making me feel additional pep. I think they are guilt tripping me. I wonder if they are Manipulative Menthol flavored.

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