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Due to COVID-19 I have turned into an elderly shut-in way before my time. I was noodling around Jezebel way too early for my time zone and was amused to find this at the end of a comment thread, right below “See More Comments”.

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I took a screenshot, walked the dog, made coffee and breakfast, and called my husband in out of boredom. We are two men who live in Manhattan. I asked him: “If I had the money or the desire, which should I buy?”

His responses, from left to right, starting at the top:

1. Go for the sweat enhancing compression wear, because you’ve been gaining weight during the enforced lockdown PAUSE. I’m not sure what it does. Actually, probably a scam.

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2. You know we’ve been together for [many, many] years and I don’t think I’ve ever seen you in drag. Men wear lipstick. I’m pretty sure [friend X] does. Maybe?

3. Don’t be ridiculous. I used to travel for work all the time. I have a trillion miles saved up.

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4. We live in Manhattan. What would we do with a Mid-Size Three-Row Crossover. And what is that anyway. It would be handy to have an SUV.

5. Latest COVID-19 News for New York? As if we don’t have enough?

6. “Incredible Air Cleaner.” That reminds me, I have to Lysol the front door handles. What’s wrong with the woman in the picture? You don’t think she inhaled it, do you, like Trump told her to?

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Consider this an O/T, I guess?

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