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It’s a lazy Sunday morning at the Q&F residence which means coffee and soccer.

Insigne, you tiny bundle of adorableness. I could pick you up and carry you away.

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After the disastrous date fiasco Friday night, I am unapologetically lusting after my favorite soccer hotties. Fantasy is a good thing, right?

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Mertens

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Totti - retired now but not forgotten.

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De Rossi

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Khedira

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Marchisio

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Immobile

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And my always beloved Buffon. It’s his birthday today. Tanti auguri capitano!

Why yes, I do have a type.

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