Beysus, grant us the serenity to wonder why the fuck Mom invited our Nigerian Muslim friend AND the crazy neocon brother in law’s brother.
The courage to start drinking at 11 AM even though you’ll get side-eyes and “your grandparents were alcoholics and it skips generations, you know...”
And the wisdom to nope the fuck out when the conversation turns to recent events in Chicago and hang out at the kid’s table.
Good luck out there, everyone. See you on the other side.