Don't ever ask your boyfriend if your Hourglass Ambience powder in "Luminous - Candlelight" actually makes your face look as though it's been illuminated by a candle. He will look both confused and deeply concerned and then say, "Do you... need me to light a candle? Because we have to go to work now."

Related: buy a full-length mirror and never leave the house based on what your man claims looks "Pretty good, yeah."