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A Really Dumb Marketing Idea

So I sometimes have cravings for McD's fries or something else unhealthy. And as I was sitting around talking myself out of my latest craving I had an idea. If McDonald's split a small fry into like 5 portions bagged each separately and sold it for $1 under some stupid label like Just A Taste I would totally buy it. Because eating a whole portion would make me so sick to my stomach and full of recrimination and guilt as well, but a little taste would be manageable. Same thing at Dunkin Donuts...2 Munchkins in a wee box that people could pick up with their coffee. Little shot glass sizes of ice cream or shakes. I feel like they'd catch a ton of dieters/healthy eaters with something like this.

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