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A riddle for you:

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Q: What has a Ph.D., a rockin' mustache, a trilby hat, prefers the Oxford comma, and is going to present a paper on Old English riddles at the International Medieval Congress in Kalamazoo, MI?

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A:

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to dance the dance of joy:

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