So this happened about four weeks ago.
1st thought: Oh, God, there the baby actually is on the ultrasound. And they see a heartbeat. It's actually there, I'm actually pregnant, and this is really happening.
Nurse: And over here, we have a womb-mate! Looks like twins!
Me: .... ..... twins?
Husband: *turns white, grips my hand harder*
Nurse: And it here's this one's heartbeat... now let me scan a bit more to make sure I'm not missing any...
Me: thinking *PLEASE GOD, NO. TWINS ARE ENOUGH*
Nurse: Looks like that's it!
Me: *biggest internal sigh of relief in my entire life*
*Nurse prints us out a bunch of pictures from the ultrasound and leaves*
*Husband and I leave, and go sit outside the hospital*
Me: Twins, huh?
Husband: We're going to need a bigger car.
Me: We're going to need to hide all of our Game of Thrones books once they learn how to read.
Husband: Oh, God. Yes.