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Illustration for article titled A series of haikus dedicated to jalapeño cheese popcorn

Salt, spice, crunch, and cheeseAir popped delight in my mouth
I will not quit you

The bag goes crinkle
Dangerously close to empty
Please don't leave me now

This movie is weird
Tilda Swinton is onscreen
I need more popcorn

Cat, don't eat those crumbs
They're mine to feast upon
And you would shit fire

Barely two ounces
This bag size is a cruel joke
Need a feeding trough



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