I’m at work. I went to the bathroom. A fart slipped out.

Someone was in the stall next to me, and without missing a beat, they say “sorry about that.” Like they were the nasty fart monster! When I’m actually the fart monster! Why? Did they think they farted? Was it misguided politeness? What even?

Apologies to anyone whose delicate sensibilities are offended by this. I happen to find farts hilarious. The height of comedy, truly.