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A woman trolled an Uproxx writer on Tinder

by asking guys to send her dick pics and then giving the writer’s number.

He handled it pretty well and might have made some new friends.

But I really need to comment on this one.

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“Pulling hard on your nipples...”

NO!

“while biting one nipple and pulling the other”

NO!

“swallow and gag on my whole cock”

NO!

“rub your g spot hard”

NO!

“you’re drooling”

NO!

“then my fist”

NO!

“slamming into your cervix”

NO!

“one hand holding your wrists the other around your neck”

NO!

Basically just NO to all of it.

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