Cat: "Mrow. Mrow? MROW?"

Husband: "Oh yeah? Is that right?"

Cat: "Mrrr."

Husband: "Mrrr."

Cat: "MUH MUH MUH!"

Husband: "Muh muh muh?"

Cat: *exasperated huff* "MAOW." *stomps off to find someplace to mope*

Other cat: "Moo."