There's a troll following me around. Like a little lost puppy.

I wonder if it will come here. I hope so, then you all can see it for yourselves!

It seems confused. It's making comments that don't make sense in the context of my posts. It chastised me for being unable to get through life without the help of internet strangers on a post that didn't ask for help from internet strangers. You think maybe it's hungry? I know I get cranky and a bit dazed when I'm hungry. Maybe it needs a nap.

It even made a little burner handle specifically with my name in it! How adorbz. I'm quite flattered.