(I'm on my phone and too lazy/dumb to take a screenshot)
Gawker: "NJ Residents: Fuck Animals Now While You Have the Chance"
Alternet: "A Surprising Way to Amp Up Sexual Satisfaction"
i09: "Why Racoons Deserve Your Love"
I think Facebook and Gawker Media want me to go to New Jersey and get to know one of its nocturnal residents better.