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Adjacent Headlines in My Newsfeed

(I'm on my phone and too lazy/dumb to take a screenshot)

Gawker: "NJ Residents: Fuck Animals Now While You Have the Chance"

Alternet: "A Surprising Way to Amp Up Sexual Satisfaction"

i09: "Why Racoons Deserve Your Love"

I think Facebook and Gawker Media want me to go to New Jersey and get to know one of its nocturnal residents better.


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