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Adulting like a boss

Y'all! I have gotten so much shit done today! Even though I took a nap.

Hey, I didn't sleep last night. I'll allow it.

However, my eating habits resemble one of Santa's elves instead of an adult. I have been chomping on candy canes like are they the staff of life. I just realized the only food I have ingested today is two candy canes, so what deliciously healthy adult way do I remedy that?


By eating a bowl of chips. Yep, I'm an adult.

On the other hand, I have seasoned black beans simmering in the crockpot. My supper will resemble an adult meal, at least.

Happy Monday!


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