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Adventures in OKC Trolling: An Update For The Ages

Okay, so if you're not fully caught up on this story, this happened. And then this happened because WhiskeyInTheShade is awesome.

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Our Cupid responded to Whiskey with a total lack of self-awareness asking, "Was there a purpose to your oddly detailed whingeing? It got a bit too pedantic to bother reading beyond the first sentence. Applause for effort, though."

I thought it fitting, then, to reply to his original message with, "Was there a purpose to your oddly detailed whingeing? It got a bit too pedantic to bother reading beyond the first sentence. Sadly, no applause for effort will be granted."

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This morning, I filled my bf in on the story. The very concept of negging is totally new & baffling to him. He was so intrigued that he decided to look up the guy's profile. What he found sent me skipping around the room in a giggle fit of glee. I give you now the third installment of our saga, ie. the updated section of my hapless suitor's profile:


UPDATE: OkCupid got hacked on March 10th, 2014. How do I know? Because a few minutes before the outage, a random user sent me a private message. That "private" message was the exact same as a message I had sent someone else earlier in the day (actually, the "hacker" might have been a moderator abusing her powers; more about that below). And then the site was hit by another "thunderstorm" and knocked offline for a few hours. Do not trust OkCupid to be secure in any way; take your private messages to email as soon as possible.

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This is so very special to me. I must have it framed.

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