My new roommate convinced me to sign up for OKCupid, as that's where she met her totally wonderful boyfriend (he and I actually went to school together from the time we were nine through college, what a small world). Anyways, I've tried Match in the past with mixed success, but thought I'd give OKCupid a try since it's free. I've been on there less than an hour and have already received a winning message:

"I noticed couple things about your profile. You seem to me bit more interesting than your pix. Let's see if we have something to chat about..."

So, apparently I look boring. Good to know. Thanks for all the help dude. I'll be sure to message you back never.