Step one: Get bored at lunch and decide to break out some bright green eyeshadow.
Step two: Admire handiwork, then go back to home office.
Step three: Forget about bright green eyeshadow.
Step four: Start up a teleconference.
Step five: Discover that bright green eyeshadow looks like WOAH WHAT THE FUCK eyeshadow when paired with Google Hangouts.
Step six: Hide under desk.