Hey, check out today's Dear Prudence column โ€” it's a good one. Apparently, Creepy Uncle doesn't let anyone in the house, ever, and now he's laid up in the hospital after a car accident. The letter writer pretty much has him figured for another Ariel Castro, and Prudie is all about it. Maybe it's worth it to cast more of a suspicious eye on our friends and neighbors. I don't know what exactly they might find in there, but guaranteed it'd be pretty sick and upsetting. Anyway, at least it's a more interesting question than the usual bridezilla mean mother in law terrible boss ones.