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What do you DO with your phone when you have no pockets? Or, like today — I am wearing a lightweight knit jacket WITH a pocket and the phone is dragging it completely out of shape.


I defaulted to sticking it in my bra. THIS WAS FUN the one day I was in the Office of The President and my left tit started ringing.


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