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I am alone in my house. This is atypical. Do I:

1. Shampoo the carpets (crawling infant+toddler=ew)

2. Catch up on actual homework and work stuff, or

3. Face mask and bubble bath?

Assume that I have two hours to myself, and that a train heading north at 535 mph will pass me an hour after a plane heading south at 46289833 mph. Solve for feelings of satisfaction.


UPDATED: Hivemind has spoken. There will be carpets and baths, and I will put my homework on the ground and do a gleeful Irish step on it. Probably before the bath so I don't slip, because the ER is not on my list of options.

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