But it's not. Apparently, Ted Cruz used to listen to the rock and/or roll, but after 9/11, those rock musicians, they just didn't respond correctly! No sir, they did not.
Our Ted was observant enough to notice that them there Country musicians were responding in fine Amurrrrrican fashion, so ol' Ted started listening to them.
And well darn it, if he isn't a tried-and-true country music fan now!
I mean... what? Like, what even is this?