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Who has two thumbs, speaks limited French, and bled through her jeans in the middle of administering a final and just had to stand there awkwardly for the remaining hour, knowing it had happened, and kind of angling herself so her students couldn’t see her butt?

Tina Fey can fuck herself but this was too appropos.

How’s all y’all’s day?

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