I had too many stimulants and now I feel like I’m ready to jump out of this window, but really I should probably just lay down while everything spins.
It’s just the rare day when I’ve finished a cup of coffee on top of my normal wake up pill, and now I’m having a Diet Coke because all of the vending machine options were trash. Wheeeeeee too many jittery things at once!
I sure wish I had an extra raspberry crumble bar. I brought in half a tray for my coworkers and one of the temps helped himself to three.
Also, fuck the TSA at MSP airport for violating their own protocol and humiliating my girlfriend. There are many loud and angry complaints being filed against them.