I got my hair cut today (and re-dyed), but i asked my stylist how to do a pompadour, for something different - so he taught me and man, I love it.
Anyway, i was waiting at a stoplight when a man hit on me. It was gross. So I flipped him off. Then he screamed at me, "I was doing you a favor, you dykey fat cunt."
(I had no more fucks to give, so I just laughed in his face, then strutted away when the light change.)