This made me chuckle. Reminds me of that "most privileged okc date of all time" article from the NYT posted a few days back.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ah-to…

Because there's nothing better than being a young rich white dude gazing into the eyes of your beloved, splitting a giant heart shaped cookie made out of 100% pure gold leaf flakes and finely ground dollar bills, and frosted with the tears of people who "didn't work hard enough".