I walked outside and stood under a patio umbrella to make an important phone call. Stupid work building and your fortess of cell tower blockage. People are watching me like they watch an Escalade try to parallel park in a tiny spot! Halp!

ETA: I strolled through the rain because I refuse to run, and then my key card wouldn’t work. And then one of the kitchen chefs teased me. Proud moment in my career here.