I think it's great that my bosses are generous with giving their employees time off. However, they fail to realize that when they give ALL of their administrative assistants the day off, then their associates have to do the administrative tasks. And when they give 1 of 2 associates off, then the 1 associate who is THE ONLY PERSON IN THE ENTIRE OFFICE WHO CAME TO WORK TODAY has to do it. I am so incompetent that I can't successfully transfer a call to voicemail. I can't scan a 200 page document unless I do it in 8 tiny chunks because I somehow get paper jams. SOMEONE HELP ME.